S01E08
Aired: March 17, 2014
| Character | Name | Status | Species | Gender | Type |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rick Sanchez | Alive | Human | Male | ||
| Morty Smith | Alive | Human | Male | ||
| Summer Smith | Alive | Human | Female | ||
| Beth Smith | Alive | Human | Female | ||
| Jerry Smith | Alive | Human | Male | ||
| Ants in my Eyes Johnson | unknown | Human | Male | Human with ants in his eyes | |
| Attila Starwar | Alive | Human | Male | ||
| Baby Legs | Alive | Human | Male | Human with baby legs | |
| Benjamin | Alive | Poopybutthole | Male | ||
| Beth Sanchez | Alive | Human | Female | ||
| Bobby Moynihan | Alive | Human | Male | ||
| Cynthia | Alive | Human | Female | ||
| David Letterman | Alive | Human | Male | ||
| Fulgora | Alive | Human | Female | ||
| Garmanarnar | Alive | Alien | Male | ||
| Gazorpazorpfield | Alive | Alien | Male | Gazorpian | |
| Glenn | Alive | Human | Male | Eat shiter-Person | |
| Hamster In Butt | Alive | Animal | unknown | ||
| Hole in the Wall Where the Men Can See it All | unknown | unknown | Genderless | Hole | |
| Celebrity Jerry | Alive | Human | Male | ||
| Johnny Depp | Alive | Human | Male | ||
| Jon | Alive | Alien | Male | Gazorpian | |
| Kristen Stewart | Alive | Human | Female | ||
| Loggins | Alive | Alien | Male | Alligator-Person | |
| Man Painted Silver Who Makes Robot Noises | Alive | Human | Male | ||
| Michael Denny and the Denny Singers | Alive | Human | Male | ||
| Mrs. Sullivan | Dead | Human | Female | Cat controlled dead lady | |
| Piece of Toast | Alive | unknown | Genderless | Bread | |
| Real Fake Doors Salesman | Alive | Human | Male | ||
| Regular Legs | Alive | Human | Male | ||
| Shmlamantha Shmlicelli | Alive | Human | Female | ||
| Shmlangela Shmlobinson-Shmlower | Alive | Human | Female | ||
| Shmlona Shmlobinson | Alive | Human | Female | ||
| Shmlonathan Shmlower | Alive | Human | Male | ||
| Shmlony Shmlicelli | Alive | Human | Male | ||
| Three Unknown Things | Alive | Alien | unknown | ||
| Tophat Jones | Dead | Mythological Creature | Male | Leprechaun | |
| Trunk Man | Alive | Humanoid | Male | Trunk-Person | |
| Two Guys with Handlebar Mustaches | Alive | Human | Male | ||
| Unmuscular Michael | Alive | Human | Male | ||
| Guy from The Bachelor | Alive | Human | Male | ||
| Corn detective | Dead | Humanoid | Male | Corn-person | |
| Michael Jackson | Alive | Humanoid | Male | Phone-Person | |
| Trunkphobic suspenders guy | Alive | Human | Male | ||
| Spiderweb teddy bear | Alive | Animal | unknown | Teddy Bear | |
| Regular Tyrion Lannister | Alive | Human | Male | ||
| Quick Mystery Presenter | Alive | Human | Male | ||
| Mr. Sneezy | Alive | Human | Male | Little Human | |
| Two Brothers | Alive | Human | Male | ||
| Alien Mexican Armada | unknown | Alien | Male | Mexican | |
| Giant Cat Monster | unknown | Animal | unknown | Giant Cat Monster | |
| Old Women | unknown | Human | Female | Old Amazons | |
| Trunkphobic guy | Alive | Human | Male | ||
| Pro trunk people marriage guy | Alive | Human | Male | ||
| Muscular Mannie | Alive | Human | Male | Mannie | |
| Baby Legs Chief | Alive | Human | Male | ||
| Mrs. Sullivan's Boyfriend | Alive | Human | Male | Necrophiliac |